Pethood Stories: Christmas by Cruz + GIVEAWAY!

Having reached the wise age of 2.8 years, I can confidently say that humans are quite predictable! Every December they do the exact same things in the following order: put a tree – that I am not allowed to pee – by the window, bake treats – that I am not allowed to eat, sing songs -that I try to sing but weirdly everyone laughs at me, and buy new clothes – including this Santa’s Little Helper dress that Mum made me wear today. Petplan Giveaway

As days go by and we are getting closer to Christmas, Mum runs around the house dressed in yellow clothes (apparently, she tells me, they are red but I don’t even know what red is!), and everyone is excited for no obvious reason. I mean, aside from the bacon flavoured biscuits, the turkey nibbles and the peanut butter dog pie, I see no reason why everyone’s so excited these days. Also, I see no reason why grandma bought me new soft toys either. There was nothing wrong with the previous ones…it just happened that we had an argument in the middle of the night and I decided to tear them apart just to show them who is the boss in this house. One of these days, I fully indent to do the same with Mum’s fluffy slippers, it’s so annoying that they move around every time she walks, someone must teach them a lesson and this one should most certainly be ME! Petplan Giveaway

Christmas songs and decorations aside, another thing that I noticed occurring every December is that my walks are getting shorter and my paws get wet every time we go out. I don’t know why Mum is allowed to have an umbrella while I only wear a jacket, but I guess I have to talk to Daddy about this. Unless immediate measures are taken, I will refuse to go out and I will declare the annoying flashing lights tree by the window my new toilet, they like it or not. Petplan Giveaway

Speaking of Mum, she believes I am a bossy, little dog who wants to be the man of the house. Surely she has things confused in her head; not only I AM the man of the house but also I am as big as cousin Bear who is a Newfoundland. We both swim and save things from the water. Like the other day that I saved some driftwood and Bear saved me. If that doesn’t make us equals then what! Petplan Giveaway

To bring things back to order and vanish any confusion about my grandiosity, I came up with a cunning plan to prove to everyone how splendid I am by hacking Mum’s blog. This morning, and while she was still sleeping, I slipped out of bed, turned on the laptop, hacked her password (predictable it was my date of birth) and here I am today writing this post for all you dog friends and loyal followers who love my Instagram updates and selfies. It’s been sometime now that I try to explain to Mum that the popularity of this Blog is solely attributed to my presence but as she still hasn’t mastered to speak the doggy language and understand me, I thought I should take matters on my paws!

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So today, in collaboration with Petplan Pet Insurance, I bring you a superb giveaway!

For a chance to win a £150 Amazon voucher all you have to do is share your #PethoodStory (you can get some ideas from other PetHood Stories here if you like) on your social media telling everyone why you love your human, what are your favourite treats, how did you meet each other and so on! After sharing the story on your social media please follow the instructions below. Good luck friends!
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Now, if you’ll excuse me I will hide under the Christmas tree hoping that Mum won’t find me…

Your truly,

Cruz

the notorious mini Jack Russell

*This post is in conjunction with Petplan but all thoughts are my own. Thank you for reading Natbee’s.

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20 Comments
  • Sarah
    December 20, 2018

    You look so cute! Lovely phots! Wishing you a happy christmas time!
    xx
    Sarah

    • Anastasia
      December 21, 2018

      Thank you Sarah!!!! Merry Christmas! ♥

  • Joelle
    December 20, 2018

    I love a good ol’ Christmas tree picture! You pup is looking gorgeous in his elf dress.
    Have a great week lovely xx

    • Anastasia
      December 21, 2018

      Thank you Joelle! He is a handsome chap, what can I say!

  • Nancy
    December 22, 2018

    I love reading this! Haha, I can totally imagine this being thought by a pup or any pets in that case. Thanks for sharing your pethood story! Good luck to all entrants. Merry Christmas!

    Nancy ♥ exquisitely.me

    • Anastasia
      December 31, 2018

      Thank you Nancy, I am so glad you liked it. These were Cruzy’s exact thoughts, I was just sleeping when he took over the Blog, hehe x

  • Hillory
    December 22, 2018

    Omg Cruz – what a cutie!! What a cute Pethood story, and thanks for sharing lovely! Hope you have an amazing holiday 🙂

    xo,

    H

    http://firsttimethings.com

  • Kara
    December 23, 2018

    Aw this was the cutest thing to read! I love how you did it as if your dog was writing it. My dog is probably thinking similar things haha x

    x Kara | http://karascloset.net

    • Anastasia
      December 31, 2018

      I am sure all dogs think the exact same things, its all about biscuits, right?X

  • Audrey | Brunch at Audrey's
    December 27, 2018

    Ahahhhh this was too cute <3

    • Anastasia
      December 31, 2018

      Thank you Audrey! I hope you are well x

  • Lisa Rowsell
    December 29, 2018

    Your dog is incredibly cute! My cats Oliver, and Millicent would love me to buy them dreamies, some catnip toys, and the Catit senses super roller circuit to add on to their other one which they love.

    • Anastasia
      December 31, 2018

      Thank you Lisa! I wish Oliver and Millicent(what a unique name) the best of luck then 🙂 x

  • Joanne
    December 31, 2018

    Aww wee Cruzy hacking the blog, hehe.
    What a lovely post, I loved reading it.
    Shame I don’t have a dog to take part on the giveaway…
    x

    • Anastasia
      December 31, 2018

      He’s such a rascal isnt he? Hacking the blog and all that while I am sleeping, hehe
      x

  • Lucy and Kelly
    December 31, 2018

    What a gorgeous post from Cruz, thank you for sharing with us! The £150 voucher sort of makes me wish I had a doggie to share our story, hehe. Maybe next year?

    Lucy x

    • Anastasia
      December 31, 2018

      Thank you Lucy! I know, it’s such a good giveaway isn’t it? Let your friends know and then hopefully you can split the wins 😉
      Good luck if you do!x

  • P-and-P
    January 6, 2019

    Such a cute dog. <3
    Happy 2019! 🙂

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